laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

Make You Feel My Love Cover

fuckme-1direction:

omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

omg

castlebeckettftw:

castle41319:

#see this is one of those things i love about this show #this douche gives castle this feminine insult #like something akin to YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL or something #and then castle totally backfires with something that contradicts that statement and subtly shows in its own way that women are indeed awesome and fuck you nancy drew was a badass #goddamn this show #castle #i love richard castle

Damn. The notes.

THE NOTES!! 

when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

sorry for the bryce harper spam

he’s just so damn attractive

and a good ball player

hehe　

Bryce Harper (Washington Nationals)

sofapizza:

gurl you know it

Bryce Harper #34 (Washington Nationals)